My Life in a Nutshell

Hello? Uhh this is Yanous calling!

2005-06-08T21:17:00.000-04:00

I have never heard anything funnier than Russian guys who call your house and ask if you want to move. Until I actually heard the recording that Dave Ross made of the message they left on his phone. Here is an exact transcript of what he says word for word (seriously!)

Hello? Uhh this is Yanous calling from 416-657-2693.

I call you before to make the moving for you but you not call me back!

We have the truck and the strong men to make the moving for as low as the low price of uhh 55 dollars per hour.

Now, we can also move the piano, you know, the one that makes the music Da Di Da Di Da!

Um I don't know how to play this but I try.

Uhh Ok or the Aquarium, that's the one with the fish in it.

Um but in this country you have the big places, Yanous can help you.

Call me I am of course Yanous, Y-A-N-O-U-S (He spells it out), Yanous 416-657-2693.

And uh you know if I am not in the place, you can speak with my collegue.

His name is Bisti, uh B-I-S-T-I (he spells it out again), Bisti.

Ok, I have to go now to make a sandwich. (NO JOKE)

Um but I wait your call.

OK! Bubye

If you want to hear it for yourself, ask Dave Ross for a copy of the recording.

Kyle Hocking

ITALIA 2005 PICTURES!!!!!

2005-03-26T09:49:00.000-05:00

I have posted some pictures from ITALIA 2005 at this link

http://share.shutterfly.com/action/share/view?i=EeAMnLdu4asnDlY&open=1&x=1&sm=1&sl=1

Hope you all enjoy, Kyle

A Tribute To My Mother

2005-01-31T18:24:00.000-05:00

Kyle - "Mom will remain in our hearts."

We have experienced a great loss of life and one that could never be replaced. My mother was a big part of a lot of people's lives and will be missed by all of us. She was not just a person but a mother, a wife, a daughter, a sister, an aunt and was always there to give guidance when needed. I know that as long as I live, she will be in my memories and as long as we all live, she will still be with us because we will never forget how much she meant to all of us.

We have so many great memories with her that we can't let go. She would take weeks off of work just so she could be with us. Mom used to organize day when we would meet with our Aunt Jane and go somewhere for the day. Be it the Zoo, The Science Centre, Canada's Wonderland, The Royal Ontario Museum or just a relaxing day at the house.

Mom was one of the smartest people I knew when it came to math. She could solve any math problem. You may not know how she got it but we just copied it down into our notebooks and went on to the next question.

And I never met such an avid jeopardy fan. She would watch it every night and knew most of the answers to the questions.

But perhaps the thing I will miss most about my mom is the golf games. Every summer at least once or twice she would take us out we would play a round. One great memory I have from this ritual is on the ninth hole at Parkview Golf and Country Club. There was a booth set up that said "10,000 to whoever makes a hole in one on this hole." Of course she was never one to stand back. She went up first and hit one of the best shots she hit all day. It rolled up right at the pin but stopped about 2 inches short. Al she got was a sleeve of balls for hitting the green and that was that.

She was definitely one of the nicest people I ever met and if there's on thing I know for sure, its that she won't be forgotten and though her life was tragically cut short, she will keep on living in our hearts and memories forever. I will never let go. Thank you for everything mom, farewell, but certainly not goodbye.

My Schedule

2005-01-24T17:26:00.000-05:00

Day 1

English (Strauss)
Math (Macmillian)
Spare
Lunch
American History (Gasteiger)

Day 2

Chemistry (Dnes)
Music (Thomas)
Physics (Sewell)
Lunch
Electronics (Patterson)

For now this is my life in a nutshell

Signing off, Kyle Hocking

The Soap Opera Premeire.....YAY!

2005-01-24T16:52:00.000-05:00

Secrets and Lies

(New Orleans, Lousiana)

By: Kyle Hocking and the Funky Bunch (Eric)

David - Son of Captain O'Neil (Auda) and Kassandra (Catherine). Mok is half brother, Otac (Cato) is step father

Catherine (Kassandra) - Mother of David, Divorces Captain O'Neil (Auda), Marries Otac (Cato), Sleeps with Hans Romero Gonzales (Simmon), Sleeps with Fabio (Colphon).

Katherine (Mabel) - Rich old lady, former 20's prostitute = source of money, dying of rare STD called Hemoglobinassiousis, Hans Romero Gonzales (Simmon) tries to get all her money but she leave it all to her Butler Fester/Bob/Hitler (Eric). Is in love with David, Her italiam chef Mario (Mark) is her chef and tries to poison her for her money.

Simmon (Hans Romero Gonzales) - Poolboy whos is and erotically oriented bisexual and lives in the pool house at Mabel's (Katherine) house. He wants to have David's babiesand also tries to kill Mabel (Katherine) to try and get her money.

Eric (Fester the butler/Bob/Hitler) - Has multiple personalties, employed by Mabel (Katherine) and is left all her money in the will, Son is Richard (Peter), is in love with poolboy Hans Romero Gonzales (Simmon) aswell as being a schitzophrentic Neo-Nazi from Germany.

Kristen (Clarisse) - Is in a coma after crashing her car into Colonel W's (Kyle) Bourbon Chicken Store. W (Kyle) is in love with her and makes up he personality, he greets her with "Hello Clarisse!".

Kyle (Colonel W. Sanders) - Is in love with Clarisse (Kristen) who is in a coma, Owns a Bourbon Chicken Store called Texas Bourbonated Chicken, Held both Otac (Cato) and Fabio (Colphon) on his plantation in the Civil War and now holds them in his basement re-enacting the Civil War with monkeys.

Jo (Roza) - In love with the Butler Fester/Bob/Hitler (Eric), married to Justin, Otac (Cato) wants Justin.

Laura (Nikki) - Psychic undercover cop who has rampant premonitions after crashing her car into W's (Kyle) Bourbon Chicken Store, was married to the Butler Fester/Bob/Hitler (Eric), had a son named Richard (Peter) and is in love with Hans Romero Gonzales (Simmon).

Peter (Richard) - Lawyer, W's (Kyle) brother seperated at the hip, son of Nikki (Laura) and the Butler Fester/Bob/Hitler (Eric) and is also dying of and unknown STD.

Auda (Captain O'Neil) - Retired Sea Captain, decides to break Fabio (Colphon) out of W's (Kyle) basement Civil War Re -enactment with monkeys and run away to Rio De Janeiro. Unfortunately, they were both lost en route in the Bermuda Triangle and die.

Colphon (Fabio) - Was a slave on Colonel W's (Kyle) Plantation in the Civil War, is in love with Kassandra (Catherine), was rescued from W's (Kyle) basement and headed to Rio De Janeiro with Captain O'Neil (Auda) but is lost en route in the Bermuda Triangle and die.

Mark (Mario) - A personal Italian Chef to Mabel (Katherine), tries to poison Mabel (Katherine) to get her money, is in love with the Butler Fester/Bob/Hitler (Eric).

Cato (Otac) - Was a slave on W's (Kyle) plantation in the Civil War and is now being held in W's (Kyle) basement and being forced to re-enact the Civil War with monkeys. He breaks free and begins life as the head of the Ku Klux Klan.

HoPe YoU aLl EnJoY!

For now this is my life in a nutshell

Signing off, Kyle Hocking

My very own, fully loaded BLOG!

2005-01-05T18:56:00.000-05:00

Well, I've done it. I've finally opened my own BLOG! I used to be just to lazy but know I'm ready to take on this responsibty.....responsby.....RESPONSUH. "SIGH" Forget this, maybe i'll post later but for now this is my life in a nutshell

Signing off, Kyle Hocking